Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

All the best minds are.

Points for capitalization.

Can’t believe how over the top this is. “The brink of elimination”? Hardly. And also, get over the fact that Ostersunds are from Sweden — Sweden! — because they are a pretty solid and highly motivated squad. They knocked out Galatasaray and PAOK; in group play, they beat Hertha Berlin at home, drew with Bilbao at…

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

They will vote exactly the same because they can’t even admit it to themselves.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

It’s the same as selling a house. I can list it for $300,000, but if no one is willing to buy it for that, I can’t get mad at everyone who is buying other houses—I have to re-list it at $285,000.

because free agency is a reward for toiling for 5-10 years being RIDICULOUSLY underpaid.

Counterpoint: College is a great opportunity to have lots of sex with several attractive partners.

THIS IS A MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE (that I don’t want a dime of my taxes going to address, thank you very much), NOT A GUNS ISSUE!

But if you have a better solution, I’d be all ears. Unless of course you’re just here to poo poo other people’s ideas.

I’ll go you one better: One said it would be a police state if we ever did relinquish our guns. I didn’t get into it, but I feel pretty confident that he was going to say that we’d be giving up our patriotic right to overthrow a tyrannical government. What’s never explained to me though, is under what circumstances…

You forgot one other piece of irony: All of those armed guards need to be willing to work for free because (a) most schools are already operating near their total budget and (b) people would probably vote against raising taxes for it.

I find it deliciously ironic that the 2nd amendment fans are happily accepting that Americans should live surrounded by armed policemen, checking on their classmates and neighbours’ funny behaviours so they can call the authorities on them, and peeking over their shoulders at all times, because the alternative (gun…

Robot security guards, from Amazon. Problems solved.

My phone can be tracked at any point. Tell me why manufacturing guns with built-in geotags that lock them up in public places is a bad idea. Guns cost more, gun fanatics can still buy, hunters aren’t affected, and the NRA still makes money. Also: Schools don’t get sprayed with bullets.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Step 1: Report mentally disturbed individual to Police