When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

I am really and truly tired of Arsenal. Arsenal suck, and will suck until the manager goes away. Let’s talk about them after that.

Man, I bet Arsene really feels dumb about selling Yaya Sanogo.

1) Arsenal is already screwed for this season.

me too but also fuck you

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

aye, ding dongs - he’s talkin about Kyrie

So the Cavs traded their second best player to an Eastern Conference rival and cleared cap space at the rumored destination for their best player? DAN GILBERT’S BACK YOU GUYS!

I’m going to laugh my ass off in 2019 when the Lakers use this cap space on, like, Carmello Anthony and Eric Bledsoe.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

Just goes to show you that if you ignore the small problems, they can catch up with you.

+un

It’s more that he’s totally incapable of just pointing out that someone had a beastly game, someone has been on fire for the past month, etc., and leaving it at that. Or maybe adding a short bit of context beyond that of where it means the guy’s team stands in the league or how he’s dominating while the other…

Deulofeu belongs in Watford because Watford sucks, and so does he.

Old-school Deadspin would have seen yesterday’s game and the takeaway would have been Troy Deeney flipping a massive double-bird to the entire Chelsea section of the crowd after his goal. New-school Deadspin just has Billy Haisley and his utter refusal to stop scraping the bottom of the barrel to conjure up individual…

2030 Haisley article: Gerard Deulofeu Signals Messi-like Potential, Scores His First Goal for Chicago Fire

If they ever put together the total number of words written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu and make a book out of it, it would be 98% Billy and 2% wire hits on where he’s been loaned to this year.