We actually have all the technology and land to support seven billion people. The problem is we’re greedy fuckers and don’t, for example, maximize food supply chains to feed the starving or incentivize green energy to prevent pollution.

shits the bed when it counts.

But do we really want to help 7+ billion people live longer, on a planet that’s fast becoming overcrowded? It’s a larger question, compared to what’s in the article, but I have to wonder.

I liked this tweet.

I was totally ready for a zombie dragon in that cellar.

For those of you wondering, “Chicharito” is Spanish for “Little pea who always goes offside.”

documents that reflect “advisory opinions, recommendations and deliberations” as part of the government’s decision-making process

Real shitty headline. Should be, “White Sox Trade Best Assets To Win Tyler Clippard Sweepstakes”

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

have at least two very undead giants

Can the kinjasphere let me know the temperature of this take:

It probably took him that long to find a way to get back to French Guiana.

“It was great. It was very emotional for me, I’ve waited a long time for the approval to be able to play,” Malouda said, per ESPN. “It’s a great honour for me to wear the armband and represent French Guiana in this level of competition, and that’s very important for the people in my country as well, and so it’s great…

This sucks for Canada. They won their game fairly but will lose two points to Honduras and as an additional kick to the nuts, will have an inferior goal differential.

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

“...Granit Xhaka is the real deal...”

Liberal garbage written by establishment elites.

Woohoo! I can have my asparagus water delivered by drone now in an oversized box filled mostly with air pillows.

Oh come on Patrick, no one really knows how much older Freddy Adu is.