Let’s do our reveling regardless. COYS!

Cool. Are we gonna get a recap of Sunday’s NLD or what? I know the Deadspin staff are die-hard Gooners (it autocorrected that to “Goobers”—which is accurate) but... it would be nice to do some revelling TBH.

As a guy who wasn’t watched Bears football in two years, letting go is surprisingly easy and fulfilling. I was a pretty big fan earlier in life too. But my mix of distaste for the league and an expanded knowledge of what football does to a human body has facilitated the process.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

So would it be Wyane Wae?

Enough of your teachings, Buddha, I’m almost on level six in this sweet meditation app! In your stupid game I was just stuck in level samsara the whole time!

If they can’t beat Celta Vigo and Lyon to win the Europa League with only the rest of their massively expensive roster and not a 35-year-old free transfer, they’ve got a lot bigger problems than his knee.

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

“fresh blood”

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

1. Original Metal Tipped Lawn Jarts......end of discussion.

Star Wars is good and I want to see this movie.

I think they’re in debt in same way Barcelona and Real Madrid are in debt, no? Operating debt?

Certainly NFL fans have no idea what it’s like to be taken for every penny an owner can squeeze ($25 parking, thousands of dollars for a PSL) or being a pawn in some long play (threatening to move to convince the city to bilk their taxpayers to give you a new stadium). But hey, at least no billionaire oil sheiks or…

He’s become the world’s best poacher. He can’t dribble past an orange cone. And his no look passes are comical. His step overs, laughable. But in the box, he is lethal.

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?