Just a shame that this performance came while wearing Portugal’s kit. I realize that Trump is ruining American law and order, didn’t realize that we swapped our red for maroon.

This. Please stay with Dortmund for 2-3 more years. Reus and Schurrle are either hurt or inconsistent, Dembele and Pulisic up top with Auba, backed by some additional youth stars... perfect for growth.

Was at the game and he was stunning. Also stunning that an 18 year old is now the engine of the team and although he was playing underneath the strikers he essentially just ran wherever he wanted.

Pulisic is the future and the present of the USMNT. Which is why it is so crucial that he not make a hasty move to a team like Real, Barca or god forbid Chelsea. He is in the perfect place to succeed right now and I really hope he waits a few years before he tries to move on.

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

I’ve never been a UM fan, but now I kind of want them to win the national title in the hope that Harbaugh would get invited to the White House and tear Trump a new asshole as the cameras are filming the ceremony.

Sorry, pox on both your houses doesn’t play here. Democrats are simply less evil than Republicans. It’s a fact.

It’s probably long haul drivers that will suffer the most. I’m thinking self-driving across longer distances to distribution points where humans will then take over for the final delivery. That’s one possible solution anyway.

Sometimes I fantasize about a time when baseball would return to the top of American sports interests and the NFL is relegated to a niche somewhere slightly above where NHL stands right now. This is mostly out of a desire to bask in the schadenfreude of seeing Goodell’s bumbling empire burn to the ground. But baseball…

I’d personally rather take less from a non-premier side to make sure Lukaku’s not torching Everton next season. If you want to break into the top 5 why sell them your best players instead of sending them off to another league.

Yeah, but they don’t spend the kind of cash that the other two do. A big English team would easily outbid them. They have a transfer embargo at the moment too.

Barcelona won’t have any interest in Lukaku, doubtful Madrid will either.

I don’t understand why Everton fans should be the least bit excited at this prospect.

I’m still not finding any real compelling reasons why this makes sense for anyone involved and why this isn’t just a bunch of filler. (seriously Rooney on the ‘18 England team would be hilarious)

Discreet fuckboy golf clap earned

*extreme whisper voice* a steak knife will cut bread.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Seriously, the NHL is also 82 games long and much more physical. You don’t see their stars taking games off to rest.