I’m not a forensic scientist and I’m guessing you’re not either. However, Dr. Henry Lee is one of the world’s foremost forensic scientists and this was his conclusion regarding the male DNA.

For experts not on Ramsey payroll, the leading theory regarding the male DNA is that it was transferred during the manufacturing process and is not at all related to her murder.

That settles it then.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person today?

Here, a home for you and your opinions.

This is an awful opinion.

Other things that are bad for your heart? Decades of hard drugs.

She is a Skywalker, so there is no end of CGI after death shenanigans that could go on.

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

beat that one, fuckers

That last one was a real headline, wasn’t it?

Just grow a pair, take a test bed up to the space station, throw it outside and see what happens.

I don’t care about any of this except to say that you should not be allowed to use one animal for your mascot and another animal on your crest

It is true that every new discovery starts out with an anomaly that cannot be explained using our existing science. It is also true that the overwhelming majority of anomalies do not turn out to be new science.

The future is determined and built upon clicks.

Anytime something breaks the known laws of physics, I would be very skeptical of it. That being said, the results here do justify further testing. More than likely, the observed thrust will turn out to be a systematic error in the experimentation. However, the small possibility that there is something fundamentally…

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Welcome back from your semester abroad in England!

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.