I’m not a forensic scientist and I’m guessing you’re not either. However, Dr. Henry Lee is one of the world’s foremost forensic scientists and this was his conclusion regarding the male DNA.

For experts not on Ramsey payroll, the leading theory regarding the male DNA is that it was transferred during the manufacturing process and is not at all related to her murder.

That settles it then.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person today?

Here, a home for you and your opinions.

This is an awful opinion.

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

beat that one, fuckers

That last one was a real headline, wasn’t it?

I don’t care about any of this except to say that you should not be allowed to use one animal for your mascot and another animal on your crest

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Welcome back from your semester abroad in England!

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

At this point, I’m not surprised. You could run an article tomorrow citing no sources, but stating that Trump believes the moon is made of green cheese, and I would believe it.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

I have been taking a news break since the election because that shit is just too depressing, so for the first time in my life I find myself listening to sports talk radio.

I hear they play soccer the right way...