“Are you now or have you ever been a believer that man-made CO2 emissions are responsible for rapid global warming? Answer the question!”

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

At this point, I’m not surprised. You could run an article tomorrow citing no sources, but stating that Trump believes the moon is made of green cheese, and I would believe it.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

I have been taking a news break since the election because that shit is just too depressing, so for the first time in my life I find myself listening to sports talk radio.

I hear they play soccer the right way...

The best fans in soccer!

There is an extremely rich history of soccer in this city. It was the location of the first professional league in the United States. Pretty interesting, actually: http://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2015/07/27/12/37/150727-mnt-in-stl-soccer-history

Yeah but if they reconfigured it for soccer it would mean the following

Excellent selection and research. How do you get paid to go to reddit?

If anything, Cuban should be praised for not being a tyrannical asshole in this instance. Cuban is doing the tolerant thing here by allowing Bogut to speak his mind, no matter how wrong or different. Take notes.

I’m pretty sure Hillary Clinton really exists; that might be enough.

That bastard doesn’t get nearly enough scrutiny for being a shitty owner as he deserves. He’s Snyder-lite.

the charge generally relates to what evidence the prosecution has and can prove beyond a reasonable doubt, as well as what the state’s law requires to prove each element of murder. Generally, murder requires preconceived intent to cause great bodily harm.

COYS.

Ok. And the manger was shit, and their pro-scouting is shit (Adam Dunn, anyone?), and their amateur scouting is shit (Avi Garcia). They have two all-star pitchers, a stud right fielder and a first baseman that (typically) is fantastic. They non-tendered Tyler Flowers in favor of fucking Alex Avila and goddamn Dioner…

The fact that the White Sox have been unable to build a team around Sale, Quintana, Rodon, Eaton, and Abreu that can even make the fucking playoffs inspires great confidence that they will come out ahead in this trade. Fuck Jerry Reinsdorf.

Youtake drugs, Danny?

Aren’t we all?