Thoughts:

I’m just happy that you finally have a way to leave your house (junkyard?) now.

“he seemed somewhat level headed with just wanting to talk to this person and get his point across.

Trump said everything.

A tiny area where the oil and higher pressure coolant can mix will result in small amounts of coolant bleeding into the oil and boiling off.

It’s a Town Car. It’ll last forever .It might start to leak and the electrics may go crazy, but with fluids changed the drivetrain can go into your will.

Exactly

Grand Marquis vs RX8 vs 1991 Cadillac Brougham hearse

Whoever told you that is either trying to sell a Pontiac Aztek or just bought one by mistake.

What if you live in a rural area where nobody drives an Alpha Romeo?

“I watch the road with my peripherals, bruh."

For your daughter??

Can’t relate. You must live in a nicer neighborhood or a different part of the world. Baton Rouge is black F150, white F150, Chevy Truck, beat to hell n back Honda, white F150.

Aren’t burkas meant to conceal beauty, tho? :p

I have a coworker that went through soemthing like this.

It would be enlightening to see how an itemized list of how much all the mandatory safety gizmos add in cost and weight to a modern car.

That car appears to have a tiny spear for a hood ornament. This is just a guess, but considering how small the Rolls Royce statue has gotten, I think there’s a strong possibility that literal weapons on the front of a Buick may not pass the pedestrian crash standards.

The police crown vic and some civilian trims come with an aluminum drive shaft, so the computer is set to allow a higher top speed. This is mythologized into some urban legend about the police cars having a special “cop chip” that opens up the car’s true speed. The idea is that cop cars are made artificially faster…

Different is a euphemism. This is the version of the joker that desperately wants to be respected in his trailer park.

So what you’re saying is we need to wait another five years and buy this car from its second owner when Tavarish reports their Craigslist article as, “Buy this one of a kind corvette for the price of an Elio Trike with the nav option.”