@Monty: Yes, but if the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the mammoths don't............ tusk the tourists???

@Monty:

God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.

@RocketScientist: Well said.

@Clixx13: Not at all, exactly the opposite.

I hate to restate what everyone else has said, but Commander Kelly isn't necessarily in the best frame of mind to make assessments like this.

@c00lpixfan: iPad = Interactive Pooping Activity Device

@StupidSimple: ARM TORPEDOES!

COME AND GET ME, ZOMBIES!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!

Tron Kitteh sez "oh, my uzer!"

Magnet to throw back:

Man, karma is going to rock this guys WORLD. Deservedly so I might add...

Zero points for obviousness?

@MythOfEchelon: Its a really REALLY great name!

@duck: Honest to God... I thought it said "Ross Golijan".

@knightvash: Ok, right... thats true. But! He doesn't go by his name, does he?! He goes by "The Doctor"!

@Keav: LOL!

His name is "The Doctor" not "Doctor Who". JEESH!