I bet he now smells like the barnacled floor of a sea shanty. *SWOON*

Considering that I sold her a copy of What to Expect When You’re Expecting, I was expecting to hear official news at some point. Congrats to her and her husband!

So wait, are we talking haunted-curse or like, I’ve been losing tens-of-millions-of-dollars-ever-since-I-bought-this-joint-cursed?