They lack the strong resemblance that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito share.

You missed a perfect opportunity for a callback to the classic "El BJ" joke.

Papi was hilarious to see as an archnemesis for Shane, someone with no idea she has an archnemesis, but she did randomly disappear…

I always added my own "Cha-Cha-Cha!" at the very end of the theme song for extra spice.

The computer plays through many combat scenarios, some of which no doubt seem outlandish. The screen that lists them starts to go by so fast that you need to freeze-frame to catch them all, but I'm sure "Canadian Option" is probably in there.

That’s a healthy amount of base, especially at the time!

I’d love to have one of the X-Men for a dad.

Maybe the New York Star is a really conservative newspaper, and Carrie is exactly the sort of sex columnist its readership wants?

That episode was also uniquely awful, though—I couldn't stand anyone's behaviour in it.

I was sure the one aboard Space Station V was still going strong…or is that not considered an American location?

Penn Jillette does the same thing.

Since I haven't seen it mentioned yet, my "weirdest" turnon is hypnosis.
It's been gratifying over the years to go online and find that others share this particular kink.

I had to Like the video on YouTube because it had 666 Likes at the time, and that seemed inappropriate.

No worries—the flux capacitor takes care of all that.

Or Maya Rudolph.

IIRC, he's actually not supposed to be Gowron, but some other overacting Klingon—that's why the head ridges are different.

The so-called "continuity paradox" involving Will Smith's dual existence in the Fresh Prince Universe isn't that unusual—Degrassi depicts a world in which both Jimmy Brooks and Drake exist, and both Darcy Edwards and Shenae Grimes exist.

Clearly, you're not familiar with how the Gentleman's F works around here.

It's a walk in the park there next to the situation in Qumar.

Exactly my point! That is but one of many unfortunate examples.