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You should meet my soon-to-be ex husband if you want to meet sad and pathetic. Thankfully I’m not dead.

You just reminded me of the time my sister and I saw a chicken in our backyard. Apparently, a neighbor from another street had chickens who liked going adventures!

Oh, Fuck that.

Her obituary names her husband as one of her survivors.

I know whenever I see someone die in a accident my first instinct is to toss them in a sub & sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water.

“A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, “They are afraid women will laugh at them.” When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, “We’re afraid of being killed.” 

Right, buddy. You and Submarine guy, a pair of innocent lambs.

Of course he did.

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.

That hair. Oy. And she’s the arbiter of style??

“I’m just concerned! Is everyone okay? Does anyone know?”

It is extraordinary to me that she gets away with this snake oilery and does not get called out more often by the scientific community. I realise there are so many lies and distortions that are peddled by charlatans but I find her odious as given her wealth and lifestyle, she is the archetypal harmful and parasitic…

I was on next door for all of 3 mins before I was thinking holy fucking shit get me out of here, deleted the app and pretended I didn’t see anything.

this is why NextDoor is such a shit show in my area

Offshoot of the Complainers: complainers who didn’t like their food and/or service at a local restaurant but are too chickenshit to fix the situation at the restaurant. Instead they bitch on the neighborhood group. Way to be passive-aggressive and stupid as hell about it!

People giving away baby clothes. People asking for baby clothes. People asking the local statutes on backyard chickens. People trying to find another sucker to adopt the backyard chickens they’ve realized are more expensive than buying eggs.

My personal favorite is the woman who has to know what happened whenever firefighters, cops, or the EMT go to a call. It isn’t your business, lady.

I had a very old neighbor who never seemed to realize that her dog kept getting out like every other day. I would scoop him up and bring him back to her house constantly. Sometimes I would just take him to my house for an hour so he could chill and not get out. He always seemed reluctant to go back home. I was…

My neighborhood forum’s posts are more like, “What sort of snake is this I found in my attic and where do you think I should let it loose where it will find a happy new home?”. Thank goodness.