We all know taxpayers are still going to get hosed on the GM bailout (just watch the IPO). Were they not supposed to applaud 500 new jobs?

One of my my jobs in Automobile Dealership Wonderland was in the "Detail" department (aka Car Wash). In between watching a salesman chain-smoke a pack of cigarettes while I take the window sticker off of a customer's new car and doing a full detail on soccer moms' mini vans with rear seating areas that had been…

@Stem_Sell: All of the forms have not been filled out yet

Lollipop fail

Ford, I will go buy this car if you make sure it has a check box marked AWD

nothing like throwing $1k worth of hans device because you are frustrated... after all, I guess you just broke $100k worth of truck.

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 otaku Hoon):

guys, the video embedder headgasket has blown... Ben would've preferred any other time, but it was going to happen under moments of greatest stress.

Budget for your next vehicle? Under $50k... they are going to be disappointed

@Justin Hyde: I'm going to go ahead and say I can't afford the green fee

@Blast it, Biggs: COHAGEN!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!1one

Is this a public club, or members and guests only? Why is it ranked among the top 100 public courses?

@lawyergay: I don't know- did you hire your maid to clean your whole house, or pick and choose what she cleans?

6.5 out of ten, couldn't stick the landing

I was building a couple of houses on a double-lot that had been previously occupied by what I thought was a cinder-block cabin (no electricity, no running water - or so I thought when I bought it). While pouring the footer on one of the houses, the concrete truck was able to find a gigantic homemade septic tank... fun…

Escondido Tundra was so traumatized he thought "caddywompus" would be an acceptable way to describe the damage

it's in french

@Allradantrieb: he drives (and won last weekend in) a chevy, but thanks for playing

@General_Disarray: same here