I am happy to see that every picture of the sharks involves at least one wheel in the air.

Gay Perry? He's actually knee-deep in pussy. He just likes the name so much that he can't get rid of it.

@theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder):

959

@mocanlagunas: I will say that every morris marina I have ever seen, ever - has indeed been hit by a falling piano

needs more whale penis leather

ratbert<catbert<dogbert

Finally, Shenmue III is released!

@SVXFOOL: It's easy to make fun of the GM Conglomerate!

@If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: I guess it's better than being a piece of schist! /geology joke

@Cheeseslap: '71

@TampaRon: Surely this is being reported on another, perhaps more reputable, site? Maybe that one can be linked instead?

Behold the eternal clusterfuck that is LaGuardia Airport. I give thanks that I wont be traveling through its concourses this year.

@alexander_the_car_salamander: Thats actually the Mitsubishi i-EV (electric car), but yeah- still a slow econobox.

It comes with a couple of boxes full of legal papers too, i guess? Oh, is that a miniature Ford GT concept? I loved that car.

You know, for kids

This thread needs more Chad Knaus

a beetle!? I'd like to question the effluency, since they are pretty unstoppable. Good job, though!

@theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder):

I've always wondered what it would take for police to turn on their fucking emergency lights when they are speeding around town, I guess we have the answer.