Careful now, centrist dead enders will tell you that you could never understand the shattering power of spanish speaking Tim Kaine.

Let’s not forget the Democratic co-sponsoring enablers: Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Joe Donnelly, Jon Tester, Heidi Heitkamp, Claire McCaskill, Joe Manchin, Gary Peters, Doug Jones, Tom Carper, Chris Coons, & Michael Bennet

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

Spurs point guard

In his juvenile attempts to demean him post-firing, how will Trump refer to McMaster in tweets?

Take them on or take yet another goddamn dive, Dems. It doesn’t matter. They’re coming for you anyway.

Brazil’s Michel Temer (handpicked by “the market”), Argentina’s Mauricio Macri are two that come to mind. It’s worth noting that the methods have become a little more sophisticated. Gone are the days of military coups. They now rely on the support of courts and mainstream papers to “elect” their bootlickers.

exhibit A...

Missing from Jorge Ramos’ shitlist: All the US lapdogs who have been wreaking havoc in Latin America for decades. Who’s a good doggie, Jorge?

“I’m a conservative today not because I was born one, but because of the experience I earned as a Marine in combat, my experience as a husband and father, my choice to be a Christian, the schools I chose to attend and the decision to pursue the career that I have”

The Eagles have a longer cut.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

The actual bloopers from what the diner sketch is based on are incredible

This is quick and dirty math, feel free to dbl check me:

Damn. They really are the Bank of America.

Boy, I can’t even begin to understand those people who think they can negotiate with someone who’s going to call you a loser if you don’t agree with their terms and call you a loser if you agree with their terms...

The House is going to refuse to go along with the McConnell deal, even if Mitch goes against character and actually keeps a promise. They’re all going to wait until they can actually start deporting people, so they can extort more restrictive immigration concessions out of the Democrats once the Dreamers have their…

My cousin drove to our grandpa’s funeral in October near philly. He, his wife and kids stayed in an air bnb in the suburbs and couldn’t figure out where to buy beer the night before the funeral. It was a Monday, and I guess you can only buy beer at bars (package stores) in this town. The Iggles were hosting MNF (which…

This violence by the white community is the result of broken homes and the lack of fathers. Disgraceful....