Hey, if somebody’s got to do it, we could do worse than Johnny Depp. As far as I can tell, his career is mostly over, and his kids are already teenagers. If he’s willing to do the time....

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

I heard YaYa Toure got a pudding drip at the same clinic

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

This is of course entertaining the notion that Ronaldo would pass a penalty to begin with...

It’s about time Wisconsin produced an NFL caliber running back.

Barcelona have just announced Marco Materazzi as co-manager.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

Before that happens, you will also experience ALL of the news of ALL the presidential elections at the same time.

Michelle Bachman’s husband has plenty of practice balancing swords on his chin.

Ha! I’m old enough to vaguely remember deciding that I liked Jimmy Carter. The first election I voted in, I voted for Michael Dukakis. I say without reservation that I love this shit, so it is absolutely my pleasure.

Agree. Bernie doesn’t go for platitudes. None of this, “I do it for every Dorothy” crap. He doesn’t pander.

Clinton’s no dummy. She can hold her own. In fact, in the last debates, I felt she was sharper and better informed than Obama. When I saw them together I favored Clinton, but when I saw them individually, well, our president is a charismatic speaker. I have a feeling that I am going to agree with Bernie in the debate,…