Alex McLevy’s Rules to Successfully Host Jeopardy:

You and the author of this white-male-privilege-fellating slop can both eat a bag of shit.

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Or it could be (god DAMN me for having to defend them on this) a lame attempt at humor?

You know secret casting doesn’t work if you spoil it like this, right? 

You raise a lot of great points, especially about the staleness of the white savior narrative. And it’s like Cameron has to take a trope like that which was already tired, as you said, and inject it with elements of the ultimate Gary Stu / male wish fulfillment. Jake, who has lived a completely Western lifestyle of…

Because it's so derivative. Throw Dances With Wolves and FernGully into a blender and that's Avatar. 

FernGully... IN SPAAAACE!!!!

Obvious promotional consideration provided by Steak-Umms is obvious.

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“Aunt Patty has one hour to live!"

Honest Trailers nailed this perfectly in their latest send-up of the Snyder Cut. They show Cyborg going from “Booyah” in the Whedon Cut to “Fuck the world” in the Snyder Cut. It brings to mind the flip side of the meme of the little girl saying “Why not both?”

Nothing but more unnamed sources and third-hand accounts as relayed by Ray Fisher. The personal vendetta is too obvious to ignore now.

Unlike The Falcon & The Winter Soldier, this feud features actual gay subtext.

Great idea. Euthanasia for recognitions! Show of hands, who think this is a great idea?

Indeed, when he was trying to get together with Merkel before she met Harry, Morgan was currently married. His pigishness knows no bounds.

“And on top of that, WB’s OWN INVESTIGATION found multiple faults with Whedon”

We can’t say “wonton” now?? How am I supposed to order my favorite soup now? “One large W-word soup please.”

I suspect it’s because once the media has a tiny detail like a recast to fixate upon, especially as a response to a previous actor’s behavior, it becomes ALL the media can ever talk about when mentioning the show ever again. Look at how every article about Justice League is basically just old links to every…

This is like the third "choo-choo-choose" reference on this site in the past two weeks. Broaden your pop culture vocabulary please.