You’re pathetic. 

And enough with the "Biden doesn't inspire enthusiasm" bullshit. Biden is almost 3 million votes ahead of Bernie with the primary delegates half awarded already. There's more to enthusiasm than Twitter mentions.

“I didn’t get to vote for who I wanted, so other peoples’votes should be thrown out based on where they live.”

“Whatsa matter, can’t ya take a joke?” ~The Bully’s Fallback

At an editorial level, ALL G/O Media sites are inherently anti-Democratic. I’ve seen anti-Biden articles on Gizmodo, fcol.

One silver lining is that the Splinter grays can now disappear into the aether to meet up with their missing grievance platform in the Troll Afterlife.

Hmm, that is disappointing. Still, the pace at which comedians are expected to produce new material is so high these days, I can’t help but feel that’s just a side effect of it. 45-60 minutes of new material, per year, good enough not to get cut, doesn’t plagiarize someone else’s thing, AND is still on-brand or within…

Is it a straight re-use or perhaps revisiting a previously-addressed topic from another angle after additional reflection?

Sounds more like your vote is suffering from Operator Error than anything else. 

Let’s not forget that Biden right now is institutionally weak. He’s winning states, yes, but he’s doing so with zero investment of resources and zero teams on the ground

I feel like it takes a real Grade-A-level shitheel to look at surging Democratic votes in every primary state and respond with a claim that they’re just not enthused for the winning candidate.

I think what burns you the most is that it’s likely to be more than enough to stop Bernie. 

A viable national third party doesn’t pop up overnight. Shit, if you guys can’t even win on a local level and help people that way, how do you expect to affect national issues?

The Revolution’s inability to step outside of itself and ask whether or not someone might disagree with it for good faith reasons is going to be it’s downfall.

Bernie Sanders’ numbers absolutely DID budge between 2016 and now.

He’s yelling about racial justice

Enjoy being estranged from your own father because of what a vile excuse for a human being you’ve turned out to be.

I tried pointing out Joe Biden obviously has dementia.

The Biden campaign can, and they literally laughed that article out of the room. 

It’s more “Marvel has figured out how to utlitize jaw-boning actors on press junkets to score themselves millions of dollars in free advertising.”