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There’s a whole world of people out there who live lives that are completely different than yours.

Fuck you, he didn’t have a job until he was 40. And since then he’s been latched onto the taxpayer teat like a troublesome tick. And then you cite a 2016 tweet while complaining about people stuck in the past? You’re a clown. 

Citation required. 

Nina Turner is a parasite latched onto Sanders like a tick. She’s a bitter washout from Ohio who couldn’t get elected dogcatcher at this point. She’s exactly the kind of career politico making her money from the swamp that she complains about on a regular basis. The lady doth protest too much, basically. 

Your precognitive powers appear to be in working order: He’s already workshopping material for it.

I mean, what did he expect, a central role? Couldn’t he just gracefully accept that his slacker character somehow became governor and hope for a nice cameo once the show had established itself? Stunt casting in the early episodes is never a good sign, after all.

Two years ago, my friends and I went to a lakehouse out in Washington state. Most of us are from the Philadelphia area, so I paid a fair amount of money to send out some TastyKakes (a local brand of snack items). Once there, they mocked my enjoyment of the Oatmeal Raisin Bars, going so far as to leave a box stranded

Almost like some kind of syndrome... of derangement.

At least one Raimi movie included the work of a true professional.

No, this isn’t that. To wish harm on someone because they supposed hate a different group of people makes you just as bad as the person you’re wishing harm up. The question is not whether homophobia should be tolerated, but whether or not “progressive” hate should get a pass from the same criticism it levels against

If you hate him because you claim he hates others, that makes you no better and a fool on top. Like, you clicked on an article about a man you hate and commented approval at injury to him. Your transformation into that which you claim to stand against is complete. 

Wow, look at all of the music hawkers latching onto the guy who attracts the Target Demo with his “free anything” message! I bet it’s just a coincidence that Run the Jewels’ latest albums all debut during Bernie Sanders campaign years, right?

Angela Rye is a national treasure.

Sometimes it feels like the speed of the schedule of some of the Netflix comedians is contributing to a decrease in the quality of the material. When you’re putting out 2-3 specials per year or even within 2 years of each other, how likely is it that the material is baked to perfection rather than just quick-fried to

I mean, if the reality is that the past decade of “supervision” has been bullshit, why did he have to plead to anything at all? Seems like all the charges should have been dismissed entirely. 

Hey, that kind of abandonment of moral clarity is the future of the franchise you’re criticizing there! Show a little respect for the inevitable abundance of “Gray Jedi” running around like Wolverine knock-offs.

One time I got so high watching Snatch that I could understand Brad Pitt perfectly. It was glorious.

Would I Lie To You is another that I’d like to see brought over, although the current version of To Tell The Truth is pretty funny itself. 

I love Channel 4, although I can only catch most of its stuff on YouTube currently. Would love an “outside Britain” option for watching it ASAP. 

Not sure what grounds you’re using to call her an “islamophobe,” but perhaps you’re not aware she was the victim of a fake tweet? She’s stood up against anti-Semitism in the Labour Party and has been specifically targeted for it.