You’re talking about an incredibly disruptive program that would functionally eliminate or decimate multiple segments of the economy.

You have no idea how much my mind was blown to find out that the scrawny “I’m not going to launch those ships... Captain’s orders” guy from Civil War was Jeremy Fucking Simmons from Community. Dude’s got range, that’s for sure.

Yeah, but he’s not wrong. 

‘Cooperative Polygraphy’ would be an instant classic episode if not for the over-use of the “Pierce’s sperm” joke. Aside from that, it’s a great episode. 

Haaaaaaaaaaam, girl!

THIS is false equivalency.

It comes down to the art and the context of the role. 

Scarlett Johansson can get nearly any role she wants in any movie.

“I won, so now I’m leaving.”

just to try to win an internet argument

You clearly think it’s a simple idea based on something you read, but it’s not. As I’ve already explained it clearly, I’ll leave it to you to catch up.

Doesn’t make sense to consider paying to see a movie as a “waste” when one has driven to a theater. Just because the guy didn’t read his ticket instructions well enough doesn’t mean that his movie night had to be spoiled. He chose to spoil it.

The time and gas spent to get to the theater were already invested. Those weren’t “wasted” until the guy decided to go home without seeing another movie, which he could easily have done since he was already at the location where they sell movie experiences. He’s responsible for any money involved, not the theater. The…

LOL you have one tactic and it’s just accusing people who are responding to you of being someone else so you can paint them in a negative light.

Which explains why this is still a “featured video” a month later.

Conan was very gracious as he was describing Nanjiani, or at least I thought so. He was quite clear that it was an unpredictable scheduling issue and not diva behavior. But Conan’s job is still to make comedy, so he took what ingredients he had and started cooking. 

Yeah, in terms of “Something that doesn’t happen very often,” this kind of incident would be right at the top of the list, a rare treat for audiences too used to the typical sequence of events.

Yeah, it’s not like they could have tried to see, idk, ANY OTHER MOVIE AT THE THEATER, right?

We wasted a trip to the theater for a movie we didn’t want to see anyway.

I find the deliberately stupid tone of this article, the “How could we possibly know what Marvel has planned next?” aspect, to be a bit over the top. Do you not read your co-worker’s articles? AVClub isn’t exactly io9, but you’ve never been shy about using Marvel tidbits of information as clickbait either.