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Because sometimes you get away with it. 

People criticizing bill simmons on here is laughable. Yes, his HBO show was embarrassingly bad and his boston fandom is abhorrent, but his work at Grantland brought the Sports/Pop Culture hybrid type website into the mainstream, and is a substantial reason I was driven to deadspin. His monumental success is proof that

Yeah, and Zach Lowe’s sourcing revealed a key piece of information: the Spurs were prioritizing players over juicy picks, most likely because Pop has no patience for a full-on teardown. Once that became clear to other teams, it seems like nobody was willing to gamble on a 1-year rental of Leonard (who might not even

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I totally thought that was John Spencer in the middle for a minute and I’m sad now.

Fuck yes, my dad was an old school hardass but he still would have helped me out there! Would have helped me scout out the best spot to do the dirty deed as well!

No kidding and I’m not even sure it would be classified as “mild”.

Crying when your favourite team loses isn’t caring too much. Making your kid shit himself publicly so his little league team doesn’t lose is caring too fucking much.

Yes, the second-year player coming off injury should be very ashamed that he got outplayed by a 5x All-Star and current All-Defense guy. The whole Sixers team should probably never show their faces in public again, right?

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

...wha she do?

Sex and gender are two different concepts. You clearly have internet so just fucking google instead of getting on a high horse under the guise of a “I don’t understand” spiel. You likely understand but don’t agree. Just be fucking real about that instead of this stupid shit you are doing.

First of all, gender has nothing to do with biology. You’re thinking of sex. Gender refers to the social classification we use to identify and express a role in society; AKA gender roles. The distinction between gender and sex is important because that distinction is highly empathized in the word choice. Using sex and

Lol, found the salty OSU fan. 

My money is weirdly on OKC. If George stays, they trade picks, Adams and abrines for LeBron.

Change the fucking name.

It’s terrible strategy, because you won’t get the playing time if the team is good, you shave millions off your first contract (for four years), and by the time you are ready for your second contract, you might not have the stats or minutes to get a significant deal. Now, if it’s a good team that is also good at

Is this not some level of social media? You have a user name, and an avatar. You are commenting on a blog. To some degree you have an entire persona that only exists online.

Jesus Christ.

(From the Post’s website).