With O’Malley, replace “zomg the Crime Bill” with his record here in Baltimore. Republican operatives (Russian or otherwise) would have had plenty of fodder to stoke the online insanity.

How often does this happen? Is it less frequently than, say, spectators at a baseball game getting hit by a foul ball?

jesus christ that thing barely rotates at all. how controllable is that, ultimately? is like a knuckleball in baseball, where you can control enough of the mechanics to create the conditions for utter randomness? 

Khrush Davis

no good players will want to come to a school with a lackluster program that still thinks it’s 1997

Ohhh interesting, hadn’t thought of that but it makes sense 

well, I’m not really speaking to your image of a “young hipster,” in part because the people I’m thinking of aren’t young and, as I mentioned, many actual do the work of bridging “the economic, racial and cultural divides that exist in their little District” in one form or another.

yeah, this is pretty weak stuff.

this fucking football team.

Ohhhhh you want a sneaky “humanize a nazi via love and stuff” movie?

“MY TIME IS VALUABLE,” he thinks to himself, then types into a Kinja comment box, clicks “publish,” and leans back with a feeling of self-satisfaction 

Sooooooo I thought that the vagina eggs had at least an ounce of validity, in the sense that if you work on holding them up inside you for long periods of time, you can strength some vaginal musculature. Like, in a very basic (and marginal) sense. Is that wrong?

Yes, you would be, wouldn’t you. 

boooooooo this a bad take 

ready made mascot

Not really related but: I take the bus to and from work and let me tell you, the people who think it’s OK to put out their half smoked cigarette and take it on the bus to smoke later are the fucking absolute worst and deserve all the hells.

Why, yes, football programs do puff themselves up as much as they can because engaged (even to an healthy level) fanbases means more money and attention (and the murky translation of said attention to recruiting).

I...don’t know? That seems beside the point to this particular conversation and the use of “embarrassing.”

Good point. I totally missed that weird use of “Big Blue.”

the thing with Harbaugh to me is he’s in Les Miles territory. Miles got ran out of town because he couldn’t beat Saban. The only coach on Saban’s level is Meyer, who Harbaugh can’t beat.