All cops are garbage.

“Proof read” is one word.

I’m having “Where the Red Fern Grows” flash backs.

Take a break. You’ve already talked to your boss (got the short talking to to “sack up”). Is there something going on in your personal life that’s bothering you (this happened to me after my wife was in a severe car accident).

Like Penn State, Baylor, etc, before them, they don’t care and just want to move on.

How the hell did you find a packaging engineer so fast?

How I Met Your Mother would like a word.

Yeah, I still watch all the new Brooklyn Nine-Nine episodes, but it’s gone from “OMG, new episode, let’s watch this now” to “I need a break from the latest show I’m binging... oh look, new episode, that’ll be a nice chill thing to watch.”

The effortless diversity of Brooklyn 99 is one of the main reasons it shouldn’t be cancelled. Reading Stephanie Beatriz’s story of crying when she found out Melissa Fumero had been cast before her because she thought that meant she didn’t get the part since obviously the show would only cast a single Latina, and then…

The show has definitely still had good episodes! But overall quality has taken a nosedive because when you remove all internal conflict in an comedy ensemble show, you have to make all conflict external... and since you’re five seasons in, most of the realistic external conflict has already been done and you end up…

Agreed. A good friend of mine was at a literary awards ceremony and met Diaz maybe 10 years ago. I remember clearly that she came back afterwards and told me that, throughout their conversation, he kept touching her, patting her, leaning closer and closer, etc., and that it made her wildly uncomfortable. I’ve had a…

I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine but I’m baffled by all the people saying the show’s quality has stayed the same over 5 seasons. It’s still a fun world to visit, but it’s in full-blown Parks & Recitis; there are almost zero stakes, almost all attempts at realism have been thrown completely out of the window, and the…

“Saved by Hulu,” the name of your sex tape.

I don’t think she was trying to hijack anything or suggest the two acts were the same. I suspect she was simply attempting to point out that he has a history of abusive behavior - acts both large and small.

They just need to actualize their weakness.

Sadly, there isn’t.

Dear Johannes,

Recall how Peyton Manning used to yell “Oklahoma!” and all that shit before he snapped the ball.

cool

They’re only halfway there. But, to put it a very different way: They’re halfway there.