They were just pullin for their team.

Yes, I think this is a good point. And for some people spending the money on a device that is simultaneously fancy and limited might provide some incentive to use it. If I plunked down several hundred for this thing, damn straight it would be a statement — partly a statement to myself about what my priorities are.

‘smarm schmear’ - yay! 

I hear you. But there are far, far cheaper & easier ways to unplug. (I’m not even getting into the attendant class issues, etc., embedded in the spectrum of cost & accessibility.) To wit: any non-smartphone. This option is like a Juicero.

Tagalongs or GTFO.

Try not using a 1940s-era fascist front group as your username. It would make your comments more credible.

This piece is objectively kinder to Ivanka than she deserves