Nick Cage being so gross on his personal life and seemingly dating only much younger Asian women made me unable to enjoy guilty pleasures like Face Off and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Like, I can’t stand the guy.

You mean ****ercream birthday cakes.

“Circular firing squad” gets misused a ton by people who can’t handle impassioned debate within the Democratic Party and/or the left, but this is definitely the worst example of it that I’ve ever seen.

This should be done; the story has a good foundation. You keep looking because you need to progress in preparing the house for sale, and you can’t afford to abandon the property. Lots of things you can hide between floor joists; imagine the ways a tedious clicker minigame prying the floorboards could be spruced up!

Me, a Millennial:

That would make a great sequel!

Missed opportunity here. It would have made a great stealth horror game. Imagine after you’ve flipped a few houses you buy a house that is haunted, and slowly discover this as you are cleaning it up.

Let’s not forget that MS-13 is a gang of the United State’s own making, which started in the US and then spread because the members were deported.
Also, let’s not act like MS-13 is some boogeyman waiting to kill all white people. I’d bet my white guy privilege that more Americans have been killed by angry white dudes…

Probably because blaming a dead guy for having a very human panic response to a flight-or-fight situation is a pretty shitty take, bro.

Probably walked away slowly, with at least one of them facing where they last saw the cat, and the other one looking around. With luck you either get clear, or you catch a glimpse of the cat stalking you so you know to be on your guard. Not a great situation, but about the best you can do. Maybe they did, and the cat…

The main defense we have against apex predators is that they are not used to us, and thus afraid. They don’t see us a prey. When that changes they become extremely dangerous. This is why even feeding animals is a problem, it’s not that they’ve tasted human flesh, it’s that they become habituated and no longer fear us.…

How does one write a weird fetus-worshipping song and not expect anti-choice people to use it to further their cause?

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

Let this mark the day I first gave a shit about anything concerning Ed Sheeran.

This. A German Shepherd only weighs 70-80 pounds, and in the wrong mood one of those could kill one man and send another to the hospital. Without a weapon our best natural defense mechanism is to scream bloody murder and hope the rest of the troupe can make it to us in time.

You say emaciated, I say predatory animal with large teeth and claws that will do anything to eat and survive.

Have you ever been attacked by a house cat? Cats don’t fight fair.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

Is it terrible that I feel bad for the cougar too? Sounds like it was sick and starving. Really unfortunate all around.

It would be helpful to state in the title that this article is only useful to men.