I’m sure you know this, but peeing on someone with a jellyfish sting is a very well known urban legend. It doesn’t really work, but literally millions of people absolutely believe it to be true. So the guy wasn’t perpetrating some bizarre kink on you. Sorry that happened though!

Whoa. Horrible. And it’s not even true that urine alleviates the pain from a jellyfish sting.

You got to crap in the same toilet that Lincoln did. That is amazing.

Goddamn, that made me cry. That is some serious “A Tree Grows In Brooklyn” stuff right there. (The mom has them play ‘Artic explorers’ when there is no money for heat and little food, and it takes the kids years to figure it out.)

Your auts are bitches.

I’ve been told regularly since I could barely stand that the only remedy for jellyfish stings is piss. I probably couldn’t have managed to pee on another person, but if I hadn’t read this, I would have felt duty bound to try. You’ve done us all a great service.

Holy shit, your mom is a wizard or something for pulling all that together without you catching on.

Holy shit! My friend made her husband pee on her leg whe she got stung on her honeymoon, but at least it was voluntary!

That last line sums up your story so perfectly.

I am amazed your mother would let her kids in the car with that woman. This story was terrifying.

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…

I just told a Disney World story about headlice, but stomach flu is worse. Yuck.

My Arkansas hillbilly childhood must’ve kicked in. I was thinking how sweet it was that a perfect stranger was willing to help like that. My family would’ve just taken his lead and pee’d all over me without thinking twice about it, thankful they didn’t have to spend the vacation grocery money on a hospital trip. We…

A pissing contest entry that involves pissing?! Automatic winner!

... You win, and let us never speak of this again.

Your mom is a rock star.

I am in third grade and we are on the way to Disney World. I am stoked. It is my first visit. This is a budget Disney World vacation scrimped and saved for by my middle class, penny pinching parents, so instead of flying we were packed up into the family mini van for two days of driving from the south Texas coast to…

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…