1 in 1100/2000 people, depending on where you get your statistics, is born intersex, which means three chromosomes and/or genitalia that does not align with one sex or the other. That’s a lot of people. In the case of intersex, we generally let them decide which gender they’d like to align with because it’s a social…

I remember studying Russian in the Soviet Union in the late 1980s- the glaring lack of old men was stunning. There were plenty of old women, who swept streets, sold the ubiquitous tickets needed for museum entry, told complete strangers to wipe their feet before entering, to stay off the grass, to button up a coat…

Dear Lord, if I actually had to face the monetary total of my restaurant expenditures over the last 15 years, I think I would have a stroke. Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more than I ever spent on my wedding or anyone else’s.

Without coming across as super creepy, but I love you.

I have zero opinions on the story itself, but I will say that Smitten Kitten is where I took my waited-until-marriage Morman friend the second she was married (because Mormons are inexplicably ok with sex toys in the context of marriage). She was unthreatened and enlightened.

Those are stupid laws.

I am having a hard time understanding why seeing a plastic sex toy, while surrounded by people, in a safe place, is somehow more upsetting to possible victims than seeing videos and having discussions in a classroom.

“I don’t think anybody would think that going to the Smitten Kitten is a great idea,”

But Reddi-Whip is made from real cream!

I’m right there with you. I work in a cafe over the weekend and sometimes have to pick up whipped cream when we run out. I couldn’t figure out the first step of how to get high off that, unless you’re talking sugar coma.

I’m super naive and have absolutely no idea how one actually uses whip-its, but I sure as hell know how to fill my stomach with delicious whipped cream.

god damn by the way, “an extraordinary number of whip its” is a wonderful turn of phrase

I don’t know what this says about me, but if someone found 13 empty cans of Reddi-Whip in my car it would be because I just devoured 13 cans worth of fake whipped cream. Why use them to get high when they’re filled with delicious whipped cream?

Somebody suggested this the last time this topic came up, and I’ve leaned in hard too! If I know I want to work from home a given day, I won’t wear makeup the day before. People look at my unlined/dark-circled eyes and will actually tell me to ‘take it easy, skip the commute tomorrow’ - goal achieved!

First day back from playing hooky? No makeup. FTW

True fact: the only times I’ve ever gone to work without makeup, at least one person as said, “Are you okay; you look terrible!”

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

p.s. I sincerely hope that "on a human face" is a hint at some future polls.

I can’t believe how inappropriate the school has acted, and is continuing to act, by telling people the kid has “bad character.” Look in the fucking mirror, dickbags.

Has anyone tested the drop-test claims of any of the manufactures? I know Speck has some kind of independent grading but any of the others? I don't like Speck for the plasticky look (especially once it is all scratched up).