You think solitude can beat dramatic sex?

I’ll be honest, I don’t read the comments on the main page very often, so I probably have missed a lot.

Me too. Me too. I will never vote against my cat.

Bees are super important, but I chose “An ocean with fish in it” because life came from the ocean in the first place, and life could come from the ocean again if we gave it enough time.

Same, and I have pets winning.

I agree with you. Going off of the descriptions for the first matchup (wellness/capitalism) I had the impression that we are talking about the kind of “wellness” that is capitalism.

Postmates is like Amazon Now. It’s like BiteSquad for stuff.

Online shopping sucks. You can’t try things on. Pictures are misleading. Returns are difficult. You have to wait to get your stuff.

We’re voting for what is most attractive, although I do wonder if the seeding was done by what’s most characteristic.

This is why I have it coming down to “Pets” versus “no more student loan debt” and winning.

I don’t disagree! I voted for the mole people. I just thought that the average Jezebel reader would vote for The Purge.

I actually agree with you, but people love talking about what they’d do if The Purge was real....

Oh dang! I was sure people would go for “the purge is legal” over “mole people.”

Jezebel has directly stated that it’s not a feminist website. It’s “for women,” which is different.

I live in Minneapolis and I remember the day the 35W bridge collapsed. I didn’t know it was historical.

It could be worse. It could be a garbage plate.

Those fake tattoo choker necklaces are everywhere, although they seem to have charms on them now.

We just finished watching all of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Another report says he was able to get back up and he even finished the game.

“In an era where nearly every car looks like a pissed dustbuster”