I am torn about this. One is he knows that he totally screwed and he is going to have some fun before he can’t anymore. The second is that he has no fear or any feelings of what he did and it’s just another diss of the system he was caught in.

Are we sure they weren’t shooing an episode of Atlanta?

Hmmm...I’m kind of committed to the idea of breaking someone out at this point. Plus there’s a 0% chance that “Kodiak Greenwood” is anything other than a grizzly bear wearing people clothes, and I’ve never met a bear that would have the patience to photograph a tasty chicken instead of just eating it. So my quest for…

Do the reports suggest who I’d have to break out to get that chicken? Because I’m baking a mediocre cake that doesn’t look photo-worthy right now to put this file into. 

If we pool our resources, I bet we could set up a paid work release plan. 

America’s prisons are proof we’re not a Christian nation. One cannot be a follower of Christ and his teachings, and support such an awful system that is predicated upon retribution and human degradation.

Compared to the rest of the civilized world, American prisons are major human rights violations.

No chicken I’ve ever made has looked half that good. Depending on what he’s in for, I may be willing to break this gentleman loose if he agrees to cook for me.

I don’t have a problem with the pardon itself as it was absolutely the right thing to do.

I’m kind of disappointed with this “outwardly humbled” version of Woods. He said in his post-round interview that he was surprised and happy with his results. Da fuck? You know inside he’s pissed he didn’t win.

Sorry, Golfers are not athletes. Perhaps if they had to carry their own clubs and have a strict time limit to finish the round [say 90 minutes?] they may be considered athletes. Not now.

Brooks Cupcake is a fucking robot, but boy can he play golf. While everybody else was making a run and falling back, he just kept coming, like the Terminator. 

He’s lying to her the same way I lie to my girlfriend after I’ve eaten the last of something she wanted or finished the bottle of wine on the sly. 

Agreed, unless Tigre is doing things on Sunday, whereupon golf is actually high human drama. I’m sure CBS’s ratings will back up that assessment.

It’s like Schrodinger’s Presidency.

> So, either Trump is lying to her face (entirely possible!) or he’s genuinely clueless about what actually goes on in his own house (also entirely possible!)

No.

Yeah, it’s not our job. White folks need to work this out.

Looking forward to Trump calling for a mass-boycott of insulin.

Ah yes, reliance on an underclass we can enslave and exploit while calling it benevolent and patting ourselves on the back for being so woke!