Yeah, I have tried the drive-barf a few times and each time I learn that I am incapable of driving safely and getting my mouth fully out the window. It smells for for-EVER. One of those times was on my mom's birthday, after her birthday dinner at a seafood restaurant. I'd gone to a friend's house afterwards and left…

Yeah, as soon as I saw Hollis...yikes! I live in Oakland. Kinda depressing that housing is so bad here that an allegedly platonic bed-share with a stranger might be an option for someone.

This is way better because I love this guy and his Russian mullet, and hate that ridiculous Tim Allen man-grunt.

Also, if he is "fat" in that photo, that's not FAT-fat. That's on the way to maybe getting fat in the future if he doesn't watch it. I'm not going to go into the whole "unrealistic standards of perfection" rant.

And it has 69 reviews. Seriously.

I do, too. And I live in California. My leg shape is alright. Everything else, not so much.

I use it to kill spiders. Or at least get rid of them.

Dude. ANY skillet will do. Just not the microwave. For the love of cheese.

True about Admission. What roles do you think she's done badly in (aside from possibly this new one)? I'm curious to get a comparison.

I think I'm blinded by her brilliance. My boyfriend says the same thing about her attempts at acting but I will watch absolutely anything she's in and not find fault (even Admission with Paul Rudd). I may be gay for her. Just her, though. He also admits that she's on his celebrity bang list and I said last night, "I…

It's a trip to me that he played Hemingway in Midnight in Paris. I didn't even realize until I watched again after seeing House of Cards.

Yep. Well done. I immediately thought Family Stone first.

Um...can you please review all of the movies ever? Leonard Maltin is negative, but wordy. Edit: I'm not saying I always WANT negative - just when it's warranted.

Is that a TOASTER OVEN behind the lamp?

I first discovered it a few months ago. Stitches, I tell you! It distracted me completely from not doing my work.

Such an appropriate use of this gif. Gets me every time.

HA. You had me at "there's a big meth problem here."

You're not wrong. I was really trying to find a way to not sound obnoxious. At least I left out the "actually"...

It's a French name. I only know that because of a Danielle Steel book.

Wait, what? Years? I thought you were supposed to replace it annually, and that I was being disgusting (and cheap) because I have not. I got one in 2010 and another in 2011 and now I just use either one. But I do feel that they're starting to feel a little...weak, so maybe it's time for a new one.