To add to your tolerable list I offer up The Donna’s. I hate most Xmas music, but I find this cute.

She told us that she hasn’t enjoyed going over there for years because of Fox News and all the shit they say. Now, they’re freaking the fuck out because it’s about to be Christmas # 2 with no contact. We told them we’d re-visit the ban after 6 months but the dumbasses keep posting shit on Facebook. Whenever they reach…

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

Sometimes actor here. There is a fun exercise called coverup the page. When you first get a script, the very first time you read it you take a piece of paper and place it on top and then slowly pull it down revealing the dialogue line by line. You and your scene partner do this exercise together. You perform the scene…

Good. Working at Fox News SHOULD affect your career.

And now she tells me she “regrets” her vote, and I can’t dredge up any sympathy for her.

I’ve said it once before, my favorite comeback to older people is stolen from Broad City Season 1 where Ilana yells at an old lady in the crosswalk “Die slow bitch!”

I think this is called “begging.”I think it’s supposed to make you want to seek his approval. I’m surprised more of these guys don’t get punched.

I would also have come up with a bunch of good comebacks...the day after. I am only capable of off-the-cuff wit if a time machine is involved.

Yes. This is my takeaway from this whole week as well. No wonder feminism has stalled. “Progressive” men cannot be trusted.

Yay! I got a powder ( a new way to do gel I think?) manicure last week. It lasts so long and doesn’t chip! I’m in love!!

Your nails look perfect for client meetings! Exactly what I used to do when I had to go to court, etc. I don’t have client meetings at my current job, so I do what I want with my nails. I’ve documented my chrome nails before. But now its post-labor day, so I’ve moved into my all time favorite color

Watch if he’s asked about the tapes. If he says he hasn’t seen it, he hasn’t seen it. If he says he can’t comment and that you should not read anything into his refusal to comment....read things into his refusal to comment.

Well as long as he prays for forgiveness, Jesus is OK with it, so everyone else has to be, too.

There’s actual audio and video of him saying outrageous shit for years on end... One ‘special’ tape more isn’t the fucking silver bullet.

He’s sadly correct. Would not have changed a damn thing.

And maybe engage in a few scare tactics like they do. Republicans try to convince voters that liberals are coming for their guns? You tell them that Republicans are coming for their health care, their pensions, and their social security. They’re against a fair pay for a day’s work. They’re protecting the companies…

Jordan Klepper’s been the breakout star of the current cast of correspondents. Here’s to hoping he follows the Carell/Colbert trajectory and not the Brian Unger path.