No, my next Maserati will be a craigslist dumpsterfire of a GranTurismo. 

I once bought a Grand Wagoneer from a guy who was living in it. It had no gas and parked on a city street where it had racked up like 15 parking tickets.

I was torn on the color so I pre ordered the Bronze and one in Racing Green just to be sure.

I still have mine and it still works. 

i am currently in a gray car i bought used. i would have had nearly ANY other color.. but sometime you get a gray one.

When i had a lowered beetle in Colorado (also popular with pickup trucks)I often had to swerve out of the way or use the horn to let them know they were next to me. They simply dont see you.

yeah i never liked the look of this either, but never said it out loud since everyone else kept quiet. 

this part is assumed- what do you take me for

not but a couple weeks ago i saw a beautiful white FD... broken down, steaming with coolant pissing out from underneath stuck in the middle of the road.

The E31 8 Series.

You would need a Deathwish to drive one of these in Texas. this is not even a speedbump to a F350 King Ranch

less people watch F! than weekday night network sit coms.. 

lol, i forgot about Altima. that is a fine list. 

gimme the other 2

What else could she have done - this seems like the only possible course of action

Memba affordable cars...? I memba

nah - i had an ST. the whole time i owned it i just wanted it to be a little faster - like RS fast.

I have a 93 Pajero 4 door - it still runs amazing - and everything but the sunroof works. I get compliments on it all the time. I love 90's Mitsus

As a kid of about 12, I never thought much about cars. My dad got a new boring sedan every other year from his job, so we always had new... but boring cars. Then one day i spotted this...

Of course America is bringing car dependent infrastructure to the moon.