Well, the satire wasn't lost on either myself or my Jezebeau husband. He printed number two up and gave it to me as a Valentine's card (we do not celebrate Valentines). I thought it was hilarious :)

Yup, that's exactly why my husband doesn't use his. It's a shame cause it was damn expensive.

In fleshlights, yes, the sleeve goes all the way from the top to the bottom.

I would assume between her legs where vaginas typically are located?

I think a lot of the 'It's 'shopped' reaction is because, a. Jezebel has over saturated the pic from TMZ and the pic on TMZ is the picture of the cover, not an actual scan.

The thing that I don't get is the bikini doesn't look like it fits. If you are going to go with a micro bikini at least go for one that is designed for that purpose.

It's interesting, people on the TMZ site are complaining about her implants. I'm not sure either way.

I completely forgot that when we decided to share our internet with our neighbors and they could browse our media server over DLNA and when browsing video /porn/ was right there for everyone to see.

I'm partial to Barry I-wanna-be-King Hussein Obama.

I was disappointed, I was hoping that this photo shoot would help me with my pedophillic thoughts!

I have never had any issue with compact GM or Toyotas.

I know both my husbands and my car do not require gas to start moving. In addition to that, sometimes when stalling a car will lurch forward.

My only issue with Indy 4 is they should have gone with more practical effects than 3d.

My husband and I are fortunate enough to be on similar schedules, and are very fortunate to shower together every morning and we find it's a great time to discuss the upcoming day.

Yup, there's no frigging way you can get me off the couch when stoned.

Personally, I would like to see them stand up and start kicking people out of their pews for not following their rules.

What I want someone to ask her is 'Where's your god now? I thought he told you that you were going to be next?'

I think it would be interesting to see the statistics on rape that leads to pregnancy.

It's not a state requirement in WA state.

If you are worried about the ethics of pirating software, you can always purchase a used copy from eBay. Also, are there features in the full blown version that you need that aren't in Elements?