I want to send a bill for my hourly rate for having read this article. In addition to that my lost brain cells, as I am certain I am much dumber having read it.

I posted it above.

You're damned if you, you're damned if you don't I suppose.

I would assume it makes it easier for the rep to remember who you are, though it is quite a bit lazier to ask them to fill out a form than it is to write down notes.

This is definitely true for my husband. Had he not had an overbearing girlfriend in High School I'm sure he would have gotten into a lot more trouble and he often credits her ways for him staying out of trouble in his youth.

Switch places with the other patron and imagine a table full of bros talking about their latest adventures.

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Yup we're with monitronics and couldn't be happier.

You guys missed the best pic of them all!

Hey now, here is something that should a. be crossposted and b. is on Deadspin.

Sarah Palin, this was covered by Gawker earlier today.

I have to ask, what studio are you watching porn from? I have seen all shapes/colors of vulvas and nipples before from both major studios and smaller ones.

I don't think they are wearing string bikinis, but I can say from my experience Brazilian cut bikinis stay put much better and are far more comfortable than full bottoms or boy shorts.

I really hope I wasn't the only one in the stadium that found it ironic that they played 'Proud to be an American' right after 'Born in the USA' during the fireworks at tonight's baseball game.

lol, no I'm a bi woman, what makes you think I'm gay?

I hope the fact that Sean Hannity uses it as his intro music doesn't ruin it for you!

Seems to be an old version of a site, have you uploaded the new one yet?

Me and my husband. I can imagine big ass asians would be a challenging niche to find :)

Gotcha, we are fans of both Abbey and Phoenix so it was a must watch! The Oil Orgy scenes are pretty good, and Big Wet Butts very rarely disappoints.

woops, forgot to read the rtfa! Doesn't look like they'd have enough structure. The leverage on the full bottom ones is pretty minimal.