Anyone that has paid attention to film and television over the past 20 years?

Magical powers aside, a bullet has very little mass, and therefore has little effect on the object it hits.

I know wouldn't have the balls to mistreat a Marine

Well, feel free to us niggardly however you want, gypped on the other hand is very offensive.

In my house it wouldn't be, and yes the images can go from flirty to charged. If you wouldn't feel comfortable in a situation where you may become arroused publicly, then don't.

Damn that would have been a hundred times more interesting had it been the shark exhibit.

Oh yeah, it would be a completely different message.

We have both the Big Book of Breasts and the Big Penis Book and they always get a lot of conversation / attention... and neither of them have been masturbated to.

Here you go, even better.

Alpa Chino is going to sue!

I think there might be some sort of Gawker issue where only comments that don't echo your own thoughts show up? We should get IT over here to figure out what browser/OS they are using in order to diagnose their absolute inability to view previous postings.

I concur, I would put a high quality print of that up in my house.

I would, but I forgot my vegan measuring tape at home. I'll have to stop by my local free trade market and hop on their scale before I can update you on my weight.

Why thank you! You should see her and Michelle Bachmann work on their farms with neither a hammer nor a sickle!

Either, Or

Apparently Australia? It's both a continent and a country!

Praise the FSM we chose to not yet have children!

Where did I state I was going out two times a week?

Curling irons are hot, the color of hot is red, red is the color of Communists.