My experience living in Canada, marrying a Canadian and being born and raised in the US is that the extremes are always a less up there than they are here. You guys have it good!

I would say they are considered more trashy than white trashy if my Hispanic neighborhood is any indication.

This is what makes the Deadspin commentariate so much better, they know how to call out the pink assholes without approving them :)

+1 I can't stop laughing, well done!

Yup, I keep on getting e-mails from Charter on behalf of the studios, but since I don't seed it's all just hot air hoping to get me to settle with them.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. That movie freaked me out so much I had to turn it off and not finish it. It popped up recently on my Netflix queue and I made it through the whole movie and feel much better :)

FireWire 800 not fast enough for you?

No silly, real men don't like their nipples touched, that's for the gays... that and prostate massages :)

I went from a 34a to a 34dd and they are very comfortable and feel like a part of me, and have not had any negative impact on my exercise routine. I assume that since they are inserted underneath the pectoral muscle they cause less stress on the body than large natural breasts, I also assume that silicone is lighter…

ummm... yay me?

$3351 is the average for implants? where are these people getting them for <1k that offset the cost of mine and every other augmentation surgery that I know?

My puppy is more than happy to hand over the title to these little guys!

I'm married, so I'm not looking to waste my time going on dates, I just cut to the chase and ask for pictures beforehand.

Since when did 30lbs become heavy?

My husband is uncut and has never mentioned any irritation from period sex.

Wow, I feel for you! The sex in that movie is HOT and must have been equally awful to watch with your mother and step-father.

Some men have a certain type, I can pick women out for my husband from a mile away.

John Edwards? Is that you still trying to discredit the Enquirer?

I think it's interesting you jump to the conclusion that she is white, the model could easily be Hispanic or Asian.

Kind of like the Mothman, huh?