Katy has strong Met Ball game.

I do. She used performative feminism to benefit her career, misrepresent a black man’s actions to insinuate inappropriate sexual aggression towards her pure white virginal self, and attack a female rival. If she had not tried to claim feminism to bolster her brand, and then used it to hurt other people for petty…

Katy. Katy, I admire your pettiness.

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

This photo of Bledel shows more emotion than she ever did in the entirety of Gilmore Girls.

Even when they were “feminist” their clothes were still made in sweatshops out of crude oil byproducts. Ain’t nothin’ feminist about that.

Just another lesson in how capitalist enterprises can never truly be feminist ones. In the war between do right by women/employees and make money, make money always wins. 

IKR I was like Kylie is funny?

I almost like Bobby’s version of Kylie. Whoever is writing her now needs to find other work.

Kris’s going to snap him up. He’s going on to bigger and better things.

Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

Excuse me, but in a blind taste test they all voted for Pepsi.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

This is an important topic that can be difficult to foster a civil discussion about. I hope the Jezebel commentariat can rise to the occasion. Thank you for sharing.

I think it says a lot about the GOP that they care about three things. Guns, missiles, and Viagra. Someone should write a paper about that.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?