uuugh fuuck prednisone. I appreciate that it means I can breathe and stuff, but god do I feel horrendous when I take it.

woooooooo hysterical crying jags only interrupted by uncontrollable rage for everyone!!!

Right? LOVING the trend of idiots claiming that inflammation is the source of all evil while simultaneously claiming that autoimmune disorders can be cured with pseudoscience. Why did I gain all that weight from the prednisone when I could have just avoided certain foods and done cryotherapy?

Well, then, if inflammation is the worst enemy, let’s start handing out prednisone. Moon face for everyone!

My big red list no-no’s - flour, sugar, dairy, and red meat

You triumphed over that motherfucker. Congrats.

I was raped by a stranger in 2001. I (literally) couldn’t have picked him out of a lineup. He was convicted of a totally unrelated felony 9 years later 5 states away when his DNA was entered into CODIS (the federal database) where his DNA was perpetually run against old rape kits. It matched my rape kit, which,…

FTR this is how big this dog (who is my dog) is

I’m glad this was posted on here separately from the Gawker article, because I just can’t wade into the comments there are something like this.

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

Easy. Don’t act like an asshole while wearing it.

I like how I look in my first post-childbirth photo because I look like myself and my baby’s in it.

My eldest daughter was born about 1:15am, this is us shortly after. Hers was a great birth and I felt like I had just kicked all sorts of ass. :)

I want to be the first to say that I appreciate the fit of your tank top, the slight crook of your backwards cap and how awesome it must be to be able to transport so many things in your cargo shorts.

THIS.

Yeah. An eight-inch penis is WAY outside the norm and quite rare to encounter in real life.

Are we really small, or is eight inches just longer than people think it is? I suspect some might be surprised to learn that average length (U.S.) is about five to five and a half inches erect.

Uuuggghh, I don’t, eight inches is already way too long for me.

MIGUEL CAN DO WHATEVER HE DAMN WELL PLEASES

I don’t know who decides clothing, but why do men wear pants and women wear dresses? I don’t wanna start a panic here, but...