Boston Rob likes The Crispy, but so does Philip.

I'll be running to get a seat for this like those fat bitches stampeding into the Casey Anthony trial!

Pill habit MAY? be the motive.

Button or Switch? Neither: knobs; it's all about the knobs.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahah! So very well played. Bravo.

You nailed it, Drew; I'm so glad to posted this, because I've been trying to wrap my mind around these pro-owner cats myself.

That was simultaneously both the coolest and geekiest answer to a question I have ever heard. Well played.

Me TOO!

You don't need a .22 to take down squirrels. I just popped one this morning from my office window with my Daisy Powerline 1000(fps) break-barrel air-rifle. One kill shot, through the heart like Bon-fucking-Jovi. I'm getting downright lethal with thing. MUCH quieter than a .22...

Yeah, we tried all that. And the school could only do so much. Shit was happening all over town.

My sister was in middle-school and getting bullied on the school bus by these twins - a nasty brother and sister pair; nothing was being done about it. The whole family was real trashy, even the parents, who were raising their hellspawn at the grandparents house down the road from us. The twin sister actually beat up…

"prolific story"?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Well played indeed.

Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE let this get picked-up for at least a few horrible episodes.

People like this in Alabama should focus less of their differences, and more on what they share in common: stuff like racism, obesity, and resentment.

That pretentious shithead Colin Cowherd would have brought the Heart Attack Man's call around to how he'll never have a heart attack because he (Cowherd) is "progressive" and "gets it" because he get his groceries at Whole Foods.

Well played, Sir; well played indeed.