You couldn't walk 4 miles, Mark? THAT'S the payoff here? What, do you have fucking rickets or something?

Can everyone NOW please stop acting like she is really gonna run for President?

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Well played sir; well played INDEED.

Meh. It would have been funnier if he left out "pick," and just went with "back when I was #1".

@MattinglysSideburns: hahahahahahahahaha

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Fair enough. I'm not saying 'The Departed' is 'Raging Bull' or anything here; it had some flaws, and may be a bit overrated, but in my opinion it wasn't nearly the shit-show that 'The Town' was.

Couldn't agree more how fucking over-rated 'The Town' was. It was like the ugly child born of two very good looking people: namely, 'Heat' and 'The Departed.'

"You know how sometimes you'll be jerking off and you'll try and hold the orgasm for a second so that it's real good but then you fuck up and touch your peepee at just the wrong time and the whole thing is ruined? That's college football. It's the dribbling jizz on the mattress of American sport."

He still looks like a fucking gargoyle though!

What a piece of shit. See, THIS is where they go too far and lose us.

@homobot v3.0: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

So let me get this straight, Tanya: are you saying that we would have all learned about Favre's creepy sexting and lecherous ways in 2009 had the Vikings gone 6-10 LAST year?

I've always been partial to PRIME MINISTER, and, of course, GOVERNOR.

You know where you can find another creepy 9/11 portend? In The Big Lebowski, believe it or not.

@SarahSilvermanApologist: We're the BEST!

@Why So Egregious?: hahahahahahahahahaahha. well played INDEED.

@shuttledik: Well played sir; well played indeed.

So, has he been executed yet?

@Julian Vargas: My wife and I just played it for my buddy who has never seen it. Needless to say, he laughed his fucking balls off, as did we, again.

My wife kept telling me that my fallout shelter was a ridiculous waste of time and money.