@Tulos_Mullet: HeyOOOH! Well played, Sir; well played indeed.

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@DoctorEcks: Ha! well played, Doc; well played INDEED.

My Dad always said the same shit, about how depressing Charlie Brown and 'Peanuts' were, and how he couldn't stand it all; then he'd turn off the TV and take me to The Track.

My poor sweet Jen: this is what you get for being friends with Chelsea Handler. I'm so sorry.

Dios Mio indeed!

@JohnnyDrinky: hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I would SO fill that cranial cavity with some salsa or something. And seeing as though it is my fucking head, I would reserve the right to double-dip.

@All Out of Bubblegum: hahahahahahaha

The tipster also went to 3rd grade with that Doctor who crashed that weird island or something.

Dear Cowboys-Lap-Dance-Girl Friend,

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Fair enough; but you neglect to take into account that this lady is SMASHED, man. Her friend even alludes to this fact in the above letter, as well as to the fact that this "sex/intimacy/affection enjoyer" is herself mortified by her own behavior.

Come one Colin, you can't have it both ways: if you are gonna use the hip-hop lingo, you gotta take the dancing, dog.

@Milton_Bradley_Fighting_Vehicl...: HeyOOOH! Well played, Sir; well played indeed.

The friend writing the letter sounds SO annoying. I would feel a little bad for "Good Seat Lap Dance Girl," if not for her friend's stupid euphemisms like, "let her hair down" and "maybe had a little too much fun." No, try "maybe had WAY too much fucking alcohol" and I would respect that.

Even Dennis Green says, "Lovie Smith is sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!"

@Kevin-Pecoraro: Hahahahahahaha. It's usually my neighbors who do that. My wife knows the cops will just bring me right back, angrier.

Lovie Smith is a motherfucking moron.

Is he back? AJ re-tweeted something that seems to be really from him.

Bingo!