There are only two paragraphs in this article! It shouldn't be *that* hard to read it all before commenting.

I don't play old games very often, but even if I do on rare occasion return to an old game, I only list games that I either started or finally finished in a given year.

Street Fighter Fury: Championship Combat Clash Kick-Ass Super

The way the game SHOULD HAVE ended was with the president using his burger to illustrate how the food being sent to Somalia is being intercepted by warlords, thus setting up the sequel where the Bad Dudes single-handedly invade Somalia and beat up warlords

Thank you. And yes, my mother has called me a "curmudgeon" and says she gave birth to a cynical middle-aged woman in a child's body.

I can't tell if it's regional, or if four years really makes that much of a difference, because I'm sixteen and I know who most of the celebrities you listed are, and of the Youtube people I have only heard of Ryan Higa, and I thought he'd kind of faded away a year or two ago.

But Steam isn't?

much mine. so computing.

wow such values

Bitcoins are overrated. The future is Dogecoin.

For a second I thought you were talking about a sequel to this:

Makes sense. When I hear "bitcoin", my mind immediately goes to "Oh, bits and coins! Like that Mario Hedgehog game my grandson plays on his Boxstation!"

I read somewhere that the whole thin=beautiful thing sucks as much for men as it does for women, because it makes men feel as if they should only be attracted by one type of woman. Which sucks if they're attracted to a different kind of woman. It also suggested that men are pretty influenced by their peer-group. So…

Like odette1 says, I understand the human hanger idea at the same time that I find it super weird. Unless you're going to keep your clothes on hangers instead of wearing them, it doesn't matter what they look like on hangers unless they're meant as wall art. Part of what makes me insane about shopping is having to try…

It might be nice but they care about money and sales go down when models look more "regular". Lame but true, and the bottom line always has been and always will be MONEY.

hoo boy this is going to be an unpopular response, but here we go:

This man is a treasure. He must be protected.

Jesus' Journal. May 20th, 2013:

See, I kinda feel the opposite - I'm seeing a lot of abilities that proc from killing enemies, which has me worried for group fights, where other people are going to be killing stuff too.

"Shock of all shocks! A commenter on Jezebel brought up race in a completely irrelevant discussion just to have an excuse to call white people racist!" exclaimed nobody.