See, you need to parse your sarcasm correctly for the masses, Sarcastiball-style; por ejemplo:

This simple little vestigial shoulderpad heralded the oncoming apocalypse of over-the-top superlative clothing articles sported by future Square characters, e.g. HOLY JESUS GOD:

yep, if it ain't approved by Kotaku, it ain't approved for my stomach...

Ahhh Sarcasm, the language of the masses :-) easily identified but often too lofty for those of lesser minds.