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I definitely do not have access to any 60s Playboys, nor do I feel like crawling down that particular internet hold while at work, but I have some vague idea of what you're talking about. Anne Bancroft in The Graduate's nude scene had this going on.

"those pointy 60's boobies"
I always assumed that was an issue of poorly-crafted brassieres. Any ladyfolk want to weigh in on this?

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Mario. I would have thought it was from Fez if not for the pipes.

Who wants to play VIDEO GAMES???

"Of course, I'm not aware of any Democratic jerks who went so far as to add blackmail to their inappropriate sexual hijinks."

"I've got this feeling, this is going to be a massive flop... or a great success."

"Taking these things into consideration, Nintendo is likely to dominate just as much as last generation"

I'm really confused as to why this game has been out for a day and has no actual reviews anywhere. Neither Metacritic nor Gamerankings has a single review for it, and my Google-fu isn't coming up with anything. What gives? I can't remember the last time a game didn't at least have some reviews up by launch day.

I enjoyed it on a first playthrough, but the second was a huge step down with all the wonder and mystery siphoned out. The combat is indeed pretty bland. I'd still call it a great game, but I won't want to replay it for years.

Username and .gif coalesce into a perfect storm of awesome.

The black ranger is starting a mower.

"Snoop Ocelot"

It's your autocorrect. You may want to fine-tune it or turn it off. I keep it on on my phone (giant oaf fingers) and off on my iPad.

Thanks, Obama!

Yep, that is pretty cool. But even that can't compare to the sheer passiveness of leaving NatGeo or Animal Planet on all day.

Agreed, and to that list of risks I'd add Dead Space 1, which was anything but a sure thing in a console generation in which survival horror was presumed dead. I definitely feel DS3 was focus-grouped to death, a horse-by-committee if ever I've seen one, but at least the first one was given a shot, and its excellent

Here's the thing. I was in the exact same place a few years ago, watching all my movies and TV on Netflix or Hulu on my PC. But something major changed: The birth of my daughter a year and a half ago.

Suddenly, my hands were occupied feeding, changing diapers, and rocking baby to sleep in my arms. The "active"

"You hate episodes 1-3, correct? Go over to your movie collection. Do you own them? Probably a complete box set including episodes 4-6 that have the new terrible add-ons in a nice silver package. If you do, then maybe you should think what the real issue is."

Good points all around. In regards to this:

How in the holy hell did you track that down? Did you just happen to have "dog with feathers in fur" in your all-purpose .GIF folder, or do you have access to one of those massive, expensive stock photo archives?