Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

Vertical video aside that only works if the bumper isn’t stretched or cracked.

There are still those two creases there - so yes I think you’re right, if there’s ever a hit on that panel, it will just fold. Which is why this sort of thing wouldn’t fly for a proper repair to a modern car. On something old, though, where there’s not much crash protection anyway and the whole thing isn’t designed to…

That works best if done with bare feet and no shirt - makes the stakes a little higher when splashing boiling hot water all over the place and thus gives extra cred.

Thanks! I knew I had seen it on there but couldn’t come up with it in a couple of minutes.

Ok, so he pulled out the dent, but what about the integrity of the metal? Hasn’t it been weakened?

Did I read 26 psi of boost in a 7.0 liter engine?

‘Hi, we’re America! We build monster trucks for fun! We developed the top fuel dragster, zero to three hundred thirty miles an hour in under five seconds, cause, pfft, we were bored. Piss us off, heh, and see what we build! And we may feel bad about it later! Ask Japan. But before we feel bad…we’re gonna jack you up!…

A minivan full of children.

I was LITERALLY reading this while on the toilet at work.

I got e-mails (“Dear Doug, can you take your Skyline to CarMax?”). I got text messages (“Hey man, take your Skyline to CarMax!”). I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”).

Either way, I figured there was no way they’d be able to come up with an accurate value, which is, of course, 45,100 credits in GranTurismo 2.

“Bullet-proof” means the family and estate of the late occupants win a big setllement!

I love these. They’re just so mental.

I just did a Google search for ‘customized Model S,’ and...yeah. This Brabus is tame by comparison.

Coincidentally, that traffic stop came on the way to this dyno run!

Aren’t these for racin’?

So they will allow red turn signals that are impossible to see with the brakes on, but not this? #MandateAmberTurnSignals

Optional “Surprise Motherfucker” Package

My base model Chevy sonic will fit right in.