Manifold Destiny?

Hey! Hey you! Idiot up there in the ad for Golla luggage! The one with your suspenders down like you just finished taking a really taxing crap? The one about to load his new expensive luggage into the engine of that Porsche? Yes, you. You're an idiot. A big dumb idiot who's about to get his clothes mulched.

Maybe a half-dozen times in the last year and a half. And every one wanted to know (1) is it stock (yes), (2) but you're at least gonna get exhaust done, right? (no), and (3) why arncha gunna put a exhaust onnit? (because it's a Cadillac)

You're nuts! I get to write off expenses! And I used to buy weird cars all the time BEFORE I wrote here. This is paradise!

And over the last year, I've indulged every single person with a big smile. The guy who wants to know what it costs gets to sit inside. The guy who asks if I want to trade gets to see the engine up close. Kids get rides, parent permitting. And if anyone wants to take a picture with it, I grab their camera and invite…

Do it. I live in Lower Bucks and would love to rent out my garage to store my favorite Ferrari ever for you. 'Rent' might not be the right term if you would let me pull it out and stare at it whenever I wanted.

Absolutely. I deduct everything from the sales tax to the tires to the depreciation.

Initially I thought this would be shady but over time I've come to realize this car really is a business expense just like a work van or something. 90% of the time I drive it, I'm filming with it or doing something to write about…

Nah, wasn't that. I can't remember what it was called now but I would remember if it was said. The guy had a boat called "Extra Cheese"!!!

I believe we've had 5 e39 M5's so I have a lot of experience there. I've never driven the 540, or I don't remember it, but I suspect it's a winner. The chassis of the 39 is such a high-quality platform and it gives the driver such great feedback and poise. The interior is quality and comfortable. The road noise is…

You left out reason #5. The M5 doesn't come in this configuration. Possibly the best looking wagon in existence.

For most part, individually, they're not that bad (except the Cobra & Kodiak — truly hideous), but together they look like the strangest taxi fleet in existence.

Started puking before I got to dessert.)

"Sliding Backwards in the Seattle Rain" sounds like a Fall Out Boy song title.

37.

I prefer the 90's designs... man, my old is showing.

I'm so glad the shine is off the MMO rose. I have no desire to see Blizzard make anything else into one (and I was in WoW beta and played it through Pandaria ).

I understand how you could find their accents or inside jokes grating if you're not from New England, but as someone from a large Italian family rooted outside of Boston, it truly was like listening to my uncles shoot the shit about cars for an hour every weekend. So sad, and especially for Ray. They practically…

If I still had an MG, I'd pour out a little crankcase oil in honor.

I loved this show.

"Don't drive like my brother."