8:57 PM - 12 Jan 2014

He did this in college

He was trying to do this again.

He did this in college but slightly better

Are they sure it wasn't Fez doing his Flair impression?

That's a fair point, but I doubt this would be a story on deadspin if some mom were making fun of ed orgerons Cajun speak. It's just a double standard where there shouldn't be one.

How is speaking proper English "selling out"?

Ugh, no. I would hope every person would fucking rip apart a white person if they spoke like that. That was awful, and yes I'm white, and no I'm not a racist.

Oh give it a rest. There is a difference between a dialect and completely disregarding correct grammar and syntax. And yes, there absolutely is a right and a wrong when it comes to that.

Nope. Pretty sure there is a such thing as "proper English." Lots of books about it... dictionaries too. Should check them out some time.

While thats true to a point, there are basic standards, guidelines and rules of language. Its foolish to believe that how you speak and present yourself through language will not impact how future employers look at you.

Except that there are accepted standards for grammar and syntax in most languages that do constitute "proper" and generally should be followed

Had it not been for that terrible season-opener, I bet our average margin of victory would have been a lot better in WWII than it was.

Where do you think he's running? Quick, let's take a gallop poll.

Regarding the Sabbath, Christians are no longer bound to observe a Sabbath day (Colossians 2:16-17; Galatians 4:9-11) because Jesus fulfills the purpose and plan of the Sabbath for us and in us. (Hebrews 4:9-11).

What you are speaking of are the Old Testament dietary laws, which were settled at the Jerusalem Council in Acts 15, where it was determined that obedience to the Mosaic/Jewish rituals was not required for followers of Jesus. This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, and lobster.

Peter King fucked my sister and the next day her acne cleared up. Explain that! YOU CAN'T CAN YOU!!!

Quoting ACT Scores as an intelligence criteria with a hint of Northern condescension of Florida who thinks bitchy rage is a persuasive tactic and a dash of racism..let me guess...Women's Studies Major at Barnard College

Agree, these rape jokes feel forced.

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