If only he were able to acquire some kind of long metal object with which to pry his way out

Holy shit, Manziel was traded to Tech?

If a simple camera can tell that you have a venereal disease, maybe you are some sort of sexual deviant after all.

People are so sensitive these days. Why must people always get angry and offended over such stupid, inconsequential things? How about just deleting the e-mail and moving on with your life?

Why is this racist? Obama is half black, half white, and he's entitled to his opinion if he thinks the President is doing a shitty job.

Which is funny because Gawker Media would never make a Trail of Tears joke.

I don't understand the negativity about the "we". who cares.

It's tragic stories like these that will hopefully bring about changes and regulations in...wait, what the fuck was he doing?....Well this hardly makes any good goddamn sense!

Bush: Weren't you that guy Cheney shot in the face?

I'll give you "Breast Cancer Awareness" and "Salute to Service", but Georgia's "50 Years of Dealey Plaza" is a little much.

...And this is your coverage with AT&T

Want some cheese with that whine. Get over it that is what game day is all about.

For all the worthless public service messages out there, they really need to run one that teaches people to shoot video widescreen style unless there's a really good reason to do otherwise, like shooting a woman sexy dancing or something. But between this and the Illinois basketball swerve video, clearly the general…

Ugh. I only saw one that was shocking, disgusting, and tasteless. I can't believe that they're implying that Cheez-Its are made with actual cheese.

What part of "American whiskeys and bourbons" are you having trouble with?

Chill, we aren't in Scotland: http://www.thekitchn.com/whiskey-vs-whi…

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

Translation: meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth METH… etc.

The healthcare site will get fixed before Deadspin comments are reviewed by some intern

This analysis is great, but it overlooks one of the lesser-known gimmicks of Grinnell Basketball. After a winning game, the team makes a human pyramid, and the leading scorer gets to be on the top, and pose with a parent for a special picture. What no one is talking about is that Taylor hurt his back late in the…