Right town, wrong athlete. You’re thinking Jameis.

Then the Lightning are your team. Pretty much eliminated the Bruins from the playoffs in the regular season finale (ok, technically they were eliminated when Pittsburgh won the same day) , then defeated Detroit, Montreal, the Rangers and now HOPEFULLY Chicago. That would be 5 of the Original 6.

I believe it inspired their Big Montana.

At that point I would perceive it as a threat, so yes, I would take it more seriously.

Right or wrong, it’s hard to take anyone seriously after you’ve seen their butthole.

As an older white gentleman I honestly don’t understand anything about this whole article. I guess the kids will enjoy it though.

(well, we KINDA still have St. Louis, since he helped us win the series vs the Rangers)

We do hockey good here on the Gulf Coast, where the sport originated! GO BOLTS!!!!!

This was Southwest High School’s graduation so he doesn’t have a college degree yet.

Yes, clearly it’s THOSE GUYS that are lacking a sense of humor...

it’s a high school graduation, isn’t it?

He resigned to accept a position with the Clinton Foundation.

Nah, it won’t affect direct cash transactions

I’ve never done drugs, but if I did that gif is what I would like to see for a solid hour.

“Thank you”! :) “oh...” :(

I wonder if that’s because they’re usually driven by old people (I say that half-jokingly)

also a myth that red cars cost more to insure, I’m sure for the same rationale

American Horror Story: Olympics

They may be poor but at least they’re able to eat healthy. I saw one of them tossing a salad.