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HE COULD HAVE BEEN A KICKER, RACIST!

Wait, the athlete isn’t the black one? Now I’ve heard everything!

Well, salary is and should be irrelevant. The fine is comically low in itself.

also, it’s always overlooked that the Rays TV ratings are always very good. The Rays have a lot of fans...who watch the games from the couch instead of in the Trop.

Yes. Go Bolts!

Calling other people racist doesn’t mean you’re not racist. You know that, right?

“reporter”? You mean “blogger”?

Aight, man, I don’t know what to tell you. It was awesome. Go Bolts!

A 5-on-3 goal would connotate a power play goal to me.

Kevin Klein’s biggest hit since A Fish Called Wanda

3-on-5 because the 3 scored on the 5.

dat ass doe

Just please nobody call them thugs

Go Bolts, and thank you for the assist, Marty. Still helping us out.

Boxed water? Canned water? Where the shit do you people live that they’re packaging water in such outlandish containers? Is there manila enveloped water that I don’t know about?

it’s kind of like the Forrest Gump scene but with less AIDS

and a taller hat (and a bonus for weird ‘fingers out’ clapping)

Horrible delivery ruins some decent material. Those voices were cringeworthy.

Can anyone explain to me the fourth “D” here?